Hi Derek,
Thank you for sharing your question. Hey, thanks for walking me through what you've already done. I am here to help.
Usually, that message means Windows sees the network stuff, but it's not actually hooked up to anything. This can happen if the adapters are turned off, the drivers are old or messed up, or if there's a problem with the hardware.
Here's what you can try next,
Go to Network manage and make sure Ethernet and Wi-Fi are turned on.
Look in Device manage for any warning signs on your network adapters. If you see any, update or reinstall the drivers.
If it's still not working, try turning the adapters off and on again, or uninstall them and restart your PC so Windows can reinstall them.
Also, double-check that airplane mode is off and that no random security software is blocking stuff.
I hope this helps.
Best Regards,
Noel